My new book will go out into the world with a cozy warm jacket on -- a jacket with some author quotes. But -- the horror of the black and white photo. Everything I have looks worse in black and white (wait is that a song lyric?) I looked like Julianne Moore in color, I swear. I took an iPhoto class at the Apple store and I know enough to be dangerous now with the tools. But I must ask: why hasn't Saturday Night Live done a parody of the employees at the Apple Store?
