Editing My Photo, Too? Will She Ask Me To Photo Shop Myself?

Good God. I have the world's most stunning professional photo, one in which I look fabulous witty and thin, and it is not acceptable because I am wearing glasses and not "letting the reader in."

But . . .um er uh, I, uh, wear glasses?

No I Take It Back

She moved the damn novel from January to February. I have literary whiplash.

The Editor/Dominatrix is Forgiven!!

Yes, yes, it's all peaches and cream now. Because she has sent the catalog copy for my book and it is so yummy and delicious I love her now no matter how much she whips me over my plot points.

She called my novel "a riveting debut" and other really literary things so i am going to overlook the fact that she has made my life a living hell!