Okay, why on earth didn't I take the handwritten additions I made to the proofreader's changes of my novel and type them all into my original manuscript? Because now all the minor tense changes and dialogue tags are coming back to bite me in the ass of the UK edition. I'm both revising and proofreading again, and my head, she spinneth. You know how you read about John Grisham or Barbara Cartland having like 2 assistants? This is why. You know what I need right now? No, not a drink, a hot intern.