1. Text me your number?
2. Is she your Facebook friend or your real friend?
3. Can I borrow your glasses?
4. I don't have any bars. Do you have any bars?
5. Are both your parents living?
I don't text or have a smart phone by choice - so at least I get out of #1 there! And if I DID have any bars, you wouldn't find me there past 9pm. I need to add "Can you drive? I can't see at night."
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I don't text or have a smart phone by choice - so at least I get out of #1 there! And if I DID have any bars, you wouldn't find me there past 9pm. I need to add "Can you drive? I can't see at night."
How about: "Can you rip off this mustache removal tape—fast?"
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